After a quick trip to the shops to buy ingredients, you start making cauliflower cheese.
The alien frogs all start sniffing appreciably, but you wait and wait, and no unicorn appears.
After a while, the frogs give up and eat all the cauliflower cheese themselves.
"That was the best cauliflower cheese, ever!"
You blush with pleasure at the alien frogs' praise of your cooking, but this soon turns to worry...
"We shall live here forever and you shall cook for us!"
"Oh oh..."
What do you say?
The alien frogs are outraged that you won't let them stay with you!
"You humans are as bad as unicorns!"
Some of them point their ray guns at you while the rest ransack your house and steal all the food.
Just as you think you are leaving and you are safe, they shoot you anyway!
You and the frogs settle down into a happy life together, cooking each other interesting things, and teaching each other your favourite recipes.
You even learn how to make fly soup!
That's right! Soup where you complain if there isn't a fly in it!
No unicorn ever shows up, but you and the alien frogs don't mind, you are happy doing your own thing.