The alien frogs are amazingly fast! Their tongues shoot in and out, grabbing all the food out of the air.
Before you can think what to do next, all the food is gone, and the frogs are once again pointing their ray guns at you!
What now?
"Wow," you say. "That was sooooo coooooool!"
"You guys are amazing!"
"Thank you," say the alien frogs. "Now hand over the unicorn!"
"Nooooo!" says the unicorn, trying to hide behind you.
What do you do?
The frogs all open fire on the unicorn!
The unicorn wiggles her horn and is suddenly surrounded in a rainbow bubble, which bounces all the shots back at the frogs...
And at you...
"Oh oh!"
Get hit by bouncing shots!
"She came to tea," they explain,
"But she ate ALL the food on our home planet!"
"All the cake!"
"All the cheese!"
"All the broccoli!"
"She even ate the bags the crisps came in!"
"I was hungry!" wails the unicorn. "I didn't mean to..."
"So hand over the unicorn!"
You suggest discussing a peace treaty while you all eat the pizza.
"Can we have peanut butter and brussel sprouts on our pizza? ask the frogs.
"I want sprinkles on mine!" says the unicorn.
"Um, sure..." you say.
You all sit around eating pizzas, and decide the best way the unicorn can make amends is to send a giant online shopping order round to the alien frog home planet.
"With extra spinach flavour ice cream!" insists the alien frog leader.
"Why not?" agrees the unicorn. "And next time I come to tea I'll bring extra cakes."
Both the alien frogs and the unicorn seem happy with this arrangement and they all walk over to your fridge and disappear inside it.
After the last of them disappear and the fridge door closes, you go over and open the door.
Nothing. No alien frogs. No Unicorn. No mystic portal to another realm.
Most importantly, no food.
You sigh. You probably need to go shopping...
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