The alien frogs are amazingly fast! Their tongues shoot in and out, grabbing all the broccoli out of the air.
"Oh wow!" say the alien frogs. "That is the best broccoli ever!"
"We must eat all the other green vegetables on this world!"
The frogs start eating all the peas, the brussel sprouts, the green peppers, the avocados, and accidentally, the mint ice cream.
This gives you and the unicorn a chance to get away and you quickly buy ingredients for baking rainbow cupcakes and run home.
You and the unicorn bake cupcakes and watch the news showing alien frogs rampaging round the world eating all the green vegetables.
"Do you think we should try and do something about them?" asks the unicorn.
You sigh. "Yeah, we probably should. Let's try and lure them back."
You use the rest of your ingredients to make a green cake shaped like broccoli.
The unicorn makes a big sign saying UNICORN HERE
Soon there are a lot of loud noises coming from your fridge, and out pour the whole army of alien frogs, with all their ray guns.
You stare at the fridge, wondering how they all got in there.
"Give us the unicorn!" shout the frogs.
"And the broccoli!" adds one of the frogs in the back.
"Alright, you guys," you tell the frogs. "Tell me what this is about already."
"She came to tea," they explain,
"But she ate ALL the food on our home planet!"
"All the cake!"
"All the cheese!"
"All the broccoli!"
"She even ate the bags the crisps came in!"
"I was hungry!" wails the unicorn. "I didn't mean to..."
"So hand over the unicorn!"
You suggest discussing a peace treaty while you all eat the broccoli shaped cake.
You all sit around eating cake, and decide the best way the unicorn can make amends is to send a giant online shopping order round to the alien frog home planet.
"With extra spinach flavour ice cream!" insists the alien frog leader.
"Why not?" agrees the unicorn. "And next time I come to tea I'll bring extra cakes."
Both the alien frogs and the unicorn seem happy with this arrangement and they all walk over to your fridge and disappear inside it.
After the last of them disappear and the fridge door closes, you go over and open the door.
Nothing. No alien frogs. No Unicorn. No mystic portal to another realm.
Most importantly, no food.
You sigh. You probably need to go shopping...
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You look at the unicorn.
You look at the cupcakes you haven't eaten yet.
You look at the scary alien frogs with ray guns rampaging around the world shooting people if they don't give them the lettuce quickly enough.
You look back at the unicorn.
"Nah," you both say at the same time.
You put on a movie and eat the cupcakes.
You and the unicorn live happily ever after.
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