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A Unicorn!

You stare in surprise at the unicorn.

You've never found a unicorn in your fridge before.

You wonder what happened to all the food.

"I ate it," says the unicorn. "I was hungry."

"But what are you doing in my fridge?" you ask.

"Why, waiting for you of course!"

"Definitely not hiding from an army of alien frogs, that's for sure!"

"Err, what alien fro..." you start to ask, but the unicorn quickly interrupts.

"Do you have anything I can eat? I'm hungry..."

You quickly realise there is no more food in the house at all.

How are you going to get more food?

























































































































You order pizza, then you and the unicorn sit around waiting for it to arrive.

You try asking about that army of alien frogs a few times, but the unicorn pretends she can't hear you.

Finally the door bell goes and standing there is the delivery guy with your pizza.

Well sort of standing there, he's rather wobbly. And bending in odd places. And he's wearing a trench coat and a funny hat.

In fact, if you didn't know better... You might think it wasn't a man at all, but an army of alien frogs standing on top of each other...

"Oh oh..." says the unicorn, backing away.

"Stop right there!" say lots of voices from inside the trench coat, pointing lots of ray guns at you and the unicorn!

What do you do?

























































































































You and the unicorn head to the supermarket.

"What do unicorns eat anyway?"

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You head straight to the bakery.

Strangely, the unicorn doesn't follow you.

The bakery section is totally empty, no bread, no buns and definitely no cupcakes.

One of the staff there is muttering. "Darned unicorn, ate everything in sight..."

You back off slowly.

Ok... What else do unicorns eat?

























































































































You buy some tasty frozen pizza and head home to cook it.

But when you and the unicorn get home, you open the door to find the house full of an army of alien frogs!

With ray guns!

"Stop right there!" say the frogs, pointing their guns at you.

What do you do?

























































































































You and the unicorn head for the vegetable aisle.

It looks awfully green down there.

Really, really green.

"Oh oh," says the unicorn, trying to slip away.

You realise that the reason the aisle is so green, is that it is full of an army of alien frogs! With ray guns!

"Stop right there!" say the frogs, pointing their guns at you.

What do you do?